While anal play can be a lot of fun, it’s not always comfortable. There’s an urban legend that it’s supposed to hurt or that it magically shifts from ouch to awesome. There are better ways to deal with that than just hoping it’ll change.

“Might be intimidating to a beginner, but a good size for optimum placement and FEELS. It arrived in SO many layers – a heavily taped shipping box held the vibe in a sleeve, and in the box it was kept in a zippered shell with a travel lock… it was as if they were afraid it would bust out and tunnel up someone’s butt if it’s not chained down. But hey, maybe! This little purple beast has THREE motors in it! Tip, middle, base. Damn!”