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b-Vibe official smartass woven patch

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This patch is for that one know-it-all friend who’s always right or always thinks they are. Or maybe it’s you! Get the limited-edition b-Vibe Official Smartass Woven Patch from our new Booty Swag collection.

Product Details & Instructions:

  • Patch height: 6 cm / 2.36 in
  • Patch width: 5.5 cm / 2.17 in
  • Material: Polyester
  • Stitching: Computerized embroidery
  • Stitch count: 5258
  • Details: Comes with a b-Vibe branded backer

How To Iron On Your New Patch:

Do NOT use the patch on fabrics with a low melting point i.e. Nylon, vinyl, or leather. Check that the garment is clean and freshly laundered before following the steps below:

1. Prior to application, set your iron to "Cotton" or 400 degrees for 5 minutes. Set steam to OFF.

2. Iron the area of the garment where the patch will be placed.

3. Position the patch on the garment with the embroidery facing up.

4. Place a pressing cloth over the patch and press it firmly for 30 seconds - more time may be needed for thicker fabrics.

5. Flip the garment over and iron the backside of the patch for 5 seconds.

6. Let the garment cool for a minute. If the edges of the patch can be lifted, repeat step 5.

7. For best results and to preserve longevity, we recommend sewing the patch on.

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  • • As per industry standards, pleasure products may not be returned unless they are defective.
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